I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
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