yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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