he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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