Heybabeimwearingurpanties
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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