I think scott just propositioned me for sex
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
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