I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
is it fun? or sober?
Randomize
