Taylor Swift is so right about you.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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