I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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