Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Lo siento on account of my penis...
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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