I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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