Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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