420 ftw
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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