I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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