how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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