is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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