is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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