just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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