who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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