Hey man sorry I got all grabby
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Randomize
