I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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