problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
Randomize
