Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
This girl is more easily done than said...
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
