I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
