the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Randomize
