at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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