wrigley field is MILF paradise
Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
it wasn't lemon gatorade
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
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