what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
