Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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