This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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