If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Did we literally take a cab across the street
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
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