you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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