I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
These tits shall not be calmed
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