in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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