She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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