When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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