Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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