i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
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