She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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