I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
ugly people sure do ruin things
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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