We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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