My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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