sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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