This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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