Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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