At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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