my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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