no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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