The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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