Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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