My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
