i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Randomize
